I have emerged alive. But I am just feeling too burned out and exhuasted now. I have nothing to say. I am ending this blog right here until further notices.
Discontinued.
Friday, February 27, 2009
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Chapter 4: As He Brandishes His Blade of Shiny Steel (Or Shiny Pen)...
This is it, dear readers... the final (for now) showdown... just the final paper stands between the daylight (sunny holidays arer almost here)... and the hero and his lowly sidekicks..erm..I meant, fellow comrades...
Well, I have prepared myself. taken up my arms, notes, shaved, reloaded my bullets, enough for certain markers that I may not approve of too much, prepared my lucky everything, ect...
But enough of all that, I would like to tell you more of what I did, but like I said during my last post, I will be trying to lighten up the blog a bit so you guys can rest easier at night without suffering from nightmares ^^. The best thing, however, is to forget you ever read this blog.
Now where was I.... Oh, yes. With that, all but the final (?) battle awaits..place your bets, folks. A hundred dollars on the hero, or a hundred bullets in you ^^. Will the hero emerge victorious, or will he be doomed to spend an eternity in fallen darkness (the world of repeat modules).
All this and more...tomorrow. To be continued...Until then, stay cool, stay clean, and stay alive (which might be hard to do with me still around).
Well, I have prepared myself. taken up my arms, notes, shaved, reloaded my bullets, enough for certain markers that I may not approve of too much, prepared my lucky everything, ect...
But enough of all that, I would like to tell you more of what I did, but like I said during my last post, I will be trying to lighten up the blog a bit so you guys can rest easier at night without suffering from nightmares ^^. The best thing, however, is to forget you ever read this blog.
Now where was I.... Oh, yes. With that, all but the final (?) battle awaits..place your bets, folks. A hundred dollars on the hero, or a hundred bullets in you ^^. Will the hero emerge victorious, or will he be doomed to spend an eternity in fallen darkness (the world of repeat modules).
All this and more...tomorrow. To be continued...Until then, stay cool, stay clean, and stay alive (which might be hard to do with me still around).
Monday, February 23, 2009
Chapter 3: And Only One remains...
Welcome to a new chapter, folks. I know all of you have been looking forward to this ^ ^... after all, horror books are quite the fad these days... so are murder mysteries for anyone who shares and opposing view towards this... >:/
As the title suggests, that is right, it has finally happened. All four deadly exams have been blown away, and only one remains...
Today's biochemistry exam was not too bad, and I managed to survive... Yes, I know, you are all very happy to hear this =)... unless you are keen to see the final sunset...
That aside, only one remains, and to my fellow sidekicks, and of course comrades, but nevertheless, sidekicks, I wish all of you luck for the final semestral exam for this half-year.
Before we end this segment, there is one thing I'll like to note. I have been giving this some thought, and I feel that I do what you people called 'threatening' too many a times in my blog. Also, yes, I have to say this is a little dark, so I have decided try to be nicer in the future...but no free cookies for all..do not push your luck.
I would also like to share a special story with everyone. There lived a man whose best friend was beaten to the brink of death by a gang of people. While he was asked to avenge him, his other loved ones did not wish for him to, for fear of him getting hurt. The question? If it were you, what would you choose to do?
Personally, I would hand the matter over to the relevant authorities, perhaps the local police. Rather than cause more destruction which I believe would never end, as hatred only brings more of it's kind, if I truly cared for this friend of mine, I would do the favour of sharing this lesson. I would want to show him that our way, the way of true humanity, instead of the ugly monsters who did this to him, works, and forever will.
Good night, everyone, and may all have pleasant dreams (just pretend you never read this blog post).
Reality Check: The NotePad (ShoutBox) is malfunctioning.
As the title suggests, that is right, it has finally happened. All four deadly exams have been blown away, and only one remains...
Today's biochemistry exam was not too bad, and I managed to survive... Yes, I know, you are all very happy to hear this =)... unless you are keen to see the final sunset...
That aside, only one remains, and to my fellow sidekicks, and of course comrades, but nevertheless, sidekicks, I wish all of you luck for the final semestral exam for this half-year.
Before we end this segment, there is one thing I'll like to note. I have been giving this some thought, and I feel that I do what you people called 'threatening' too many a times in my blog. Also, yes, I have to say this is a little dark, so I have decided try to be nicer in the future...but no free cookies for all..do not push your luck.
I would also like to share a special story with everyone. There lived a man whose best friend was beaten to the brink of death by a gang of people. While he was asked to avenge him, his other loved ones did not wish for him to, for fear of him getting hurt. The question? If it were you, what would you choose to do?
Personally, I would hand the matter over to the relevant authorities, perhaps the local police. Rather than cause more destruction which I believe would never end, as hatred only brings more of it's kind, if I truly cared for this friend of mine, I would do the favour of sharing this lesson. I would want to show him that our way, the way of true humanity, instead of the ugly monsters who did this to him, works, and forever will.
Good night, everyone, and may all have pleasant dreams (just pretend you never read this blog post).
Reality Check: The NotePad (ShoutBox) is malfunctioning.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Chapter 2: A Hero Emerges...To Seek (and destroy) Justice
Good day to all who have yet to be scared off by this blog site despite the best of my abilities to do so, and welcome to another fascinating chapter of the tome of the (almost) truth. Those who think otherwise of the appeal of this blog, please enjoy today's sunset well enough to remember it forever. And, no, this is not really a threat. I just simply enjoy sunsets and wish to encourage others to experience these wonders of nature more. Also, this fascination of sunsets has nothing to do with my ability to enjoy the explosions caused by a firearm with me at the giving end.
Now that we have gotten the formalities over and done with, once again, we have arrived at one of the most anticipated chapters ever (Side Note: Those who think otherwise, kindly refer to my kind-hearted words at the first paragraph ^^).
That is right, this is... *drumroll* the chapter whereby the main character of the book, aka, the hero, aka, the author of this site, aka me, *very egoistic*, emerges in a unneccasarily glorified and very shiny manner. Let us have a round of applause..or a couple of rounds from a machine gun... and guess who'll be on the receiving end? >:/
Either way, let us continue today's segment, if we please.
It has been a long battle...yet only two deadly examinations remain...with one man, the hero to oppose them. With the many fans to cheer him on (that means you guys), and with his tremendous might (I am sure we all agree on that ^^), will he overcome them? Or stay in their deadly shadows of doom forever? Stay tuned to find out...
We have come to the end of another chapter, but do not be sad, there will be another one coming up soon =)... I am positively sure those were groans of anticipation I hear.
Shaun Tan H.C, eager beaver author, signing off.
Now that we have gotten the formalities over and done with, once again, we have arrived at one of the most anticipated chapters ever (Side Note: Those who think otherwise, kindly refer to my kind-hearted words at the first paragraph ^^).
That is right, this is... *drumroll* the chapter whereby the main character of the book, aka, the hero, aka, the author of this site, aka me, *very egoistic*, emerges in a unneccasarily glorified and very shiny manner. Let us have a round of applause..or a couple of rounds from a machine gun... and guess who'll be on the receiving end? >:/
Either way, let us continue today's segment, if we please.
It has been a long battle...yet only two deadly examinations remain...with one man, the hero to oppose them. With the many fans to cheer him on (that means you guys), and with his tremendous might (I am sure we all agree on that ^^), will he overcome them? Or stay in their deadly shadows of doom forever? Stay tuned to find out...
We have come to the end of another chapter, but do not be sad, there will be another one coming up soon =)... I am positively sure those were groans of anticipation I hear.
Shaun Tan H.C, eager beaver author, signing off.
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Chapter 1: Gentlemen (and Ladies) , Start Your Engines!
No, this is not the newest version of the Daytona Race Stimulation Game. Do not be too disappointed though, because this is something way better than that. This is one of the most fun and exciting events of the year, or half year, if you prefer.
The game of the century, the creme de la creme, something that will blow your mind, the greatest thing discovered since cream soup and garlic doughnuts, what every boy and girl and any gender that is neither of those (althought I would prefer not to know for the sake of sleeping better at night) would be looking forward to, better than carnivals, the....well, you get the point.
That is right, folks! It is the last two papers of the semestral exams! Let us have a round of applause, unless you would love to feel the impact of a sniper rifle.
Alright, fine, this is not the most exciting, but this means that it will be just another week before the most lovely torture is done and over with.
Disclaimer: Staff coordinators of my course, please direct your eyes to the next paragragh, censored for your pleasent viewing.
What I meant was, er-hem, I love these exams. In fact, I love them so much, I do not think we should always have such great goodies too many times. They do say too much of anything good is terribly unhealthy. But nevertheless, did I mention I love these exams and that they are terribly lovely, in a lovely sort of way?
Er-hem, we shall now return to the uncensored channel for those who do not happen to influence my school work in any way.
As I was saying before I so rudely interrupted myself for the sake of what misguided people declare to be called 'curry favouring', the last two papers are finally here. I have prepared myself for this final lap of the race that should never had begun had I been given my way.
However, do not let your guard down, for these papers contain one of the greatest mortal enemies of any student who has ever lifted a pen...that is right, they are...ESSAY QUESTIONS. Rest assured, I will return alive, much to your disappointment, I am sure. And this blog will still be here to continue it's vicious onslaught through the constant abusing of the internet and the literary world.
This is the mastermind of thy deadly plot to completely devastate your reading eyes, signing off.
The game of the century, the creme de la creme, something that will blow your mind, the greatest thing discovered since cream soup and garlic doughnuts, what every boy and girl and any gender that is neither of those (althought I would prefer not to know for the sake of sleeping better at night) would be looking forward to, better than carnivals, the....well, you get the point.
That is right, folks! It is the last two papers of the semestral exams! Let us have a round of applause, unless you would love to feel the impact of a sniper rifle.
Alright, fine, this is not the most exciting, but this means that it will be just another week before the most lovely torture is done and over with.
Disclaimer: Staff coordinators of my course, please direct your eyes to the next paragragh, censored for your pleasent viewing.
What I meant was, er-hem, I love these exams. In fact, I love them so much, I do not think we should always have such great goodies too many times. They do say too much of anything good is terribly unhealthy. But nevertheless, did I mention I love these exams and that they are terribly lovely, in a lovely sort of way?
Er-hem, we shall now return to the uncensored channel for those who do not happen to influence my school work in any way.
As I was saying before I so rudely interrupted myself for the sake of what misguided people declare to be called 'curry favouring', the last two papers are finally here. I have prepared myself for this final lap of the race that should never had begun had I been given my way.
However, do not let your guard down, for these papers contain one of the greatest mortal enemies of any student who has ever lifted a pen...that is right, they are...ESSAY QUESTIONS. Rest assured, I will return alive, much to your disappointment, I am sure. And this blog will still be here to continue it's vicious onslaught through the constant abusing of the internet and the literary world.
This is the mastermind of thy deadly plot to completely devastate your reading eyes, signing off.
Friday, February 20, 2009
Prologue: The Beginning of The End
Once upon a time, there lived a human being who was very, very bored. As a matter of fact, he became so bored that he decided to do the unthinkable: Record events of his life on the internet as entries open to the public view. His name was Shaun Tan H.C.
Alright, enough about the origin of this site, it's about time to get down to why this place really exists, and why you are actually spending your time to lay your weary eyes here.
I am Shaun, a first year polytechnic student in the prestigious (who am I trying kid here?) Nanyang Polytechnic of Singapore. I am currently undergoing the course of 'Molecular Biotechnology' which actually turns out to be quite fun and worthwhile. If there is any staff coordinator viewing this blog for reasons I do not want to know, please note that I find this course to be VERY enriching and empowering. Once again, all staff coordinators, if any, please place your eyes at the above line.
I am, as of now, but not forever, 19 years of age, and I hope that I can make my youth more worthwhile (eg, maybe skip a few lectures here and there *lecturers, do not look here*, get into a few mindless fist fights, despite knowing I'll just end up with a blood-dripping and bruised corspe at the end of the lovely day).
From today onwards, as regularly as I can possibly do, I will post records of the events of my life, as truthfully as I deem fit. And oh, yes, feel free to leave comments, albeit at your own risk =).
Without any further ado, and yes, I know you have been waiting for me to finally finish, this blog shall now officially open. Let's get this show on the road!
P.S If you have been looking forward to a journal with nothing but absolute truth, prepare to be very disappointed >:D
Alright, enough about the origin of this site, it's about time to get down to why this place really exists, and why you are actually spending your time to lay your weary eyes here.
I am Shaun, a first year polytechnic student in the prestigious (who am I trying kid here?) Nanyang Polytechnic of Singapore. I am currently undergoing the course of 'Molecular Biotechnology' which actually turns out to be quite fun and worthwhile. If there is any staff coordinator viewing this blog for reasons I do not want to know, please note that I find this course to be VERY enriching and empowering. Once again, all staff coordinators, if any, please place your eyes at the above line.
I am, as of now, but not forever, 19 years of age, and I hope that I can make my youth more worthwhile (eg, maybe skip a few lectures here and there *lecturers, do not look here*, get into a few mindless fist fights, despite knowing I'll just end up with a blood-dripping and bruised corspe at the end of the lovely day).
From today onwards, as regularly as I can possibly do, I will post records of the events of my life, as truthfully as I deem fit. And oh, yes, feel free to leave comments, albeit at your own risk =).
Without any further ado, and yes, I know you have been waiting for me to finally finish, this blog shall now officially open. Let's get this show on the road!
P.S If you have been looking forward to a journal with nothing but absolute truth, prepare to be very disappointed >:D
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
