No, this is not the newest version of the Daytona Race Stimulation Game. Do not be too disappointed though, because this is something way better than that. This is one of the most fun and exciting events of the year, or half year, if you prefer.
The game of the century, the creme de la creme, something that will blow your mind, the greatest thing discovered since cream soup and garlic doughnuts, what every boy and girl and any gender that is neither of those (althought I would prefer not to know for the sake of sleeping better at night) would be looking forward to, better than carnivals, the....well, you get the point.
That is right, folks! It is the last two papers of the semestral exams! Let us have a round of applause, unless you would love to feel the impact of a sniper rifle.
Alright, fine, this is not the most exciting, but this means that it will be just another week before the most lovely torture is done and over with.
Disclaimer: Staff coordinators of my course, please direct your eyes to the next paragragh, censored for your pleasent viewing.
What I meant was, er-hem, I love these exams. In fact, I love them so much, I do not think we should always have such great goodies too many times. They do say too much of anything good is terribly unhealthy. But nevertheless, did I mention I love these exams and that they are terribly lovely, in a lovely sort of way?
Er-hem, we shall now return to the uncensored channel for those who do not happen to influence my school work in any way.
As I was saying before I so rudely interrupted myself for the sake of what misguided people declare to be called 'curry favouring', the last two papers are finally here. I have prepared myself for this final lap of the race that should never had begun had I been given my way.
However, do not let your guard down, for these papers contain one of the greatest mortal enemies of any student who has ever lifted a pen...that is right, they are...ESSAY QUESTIONS. Rest assured, I will return alive, much to your disappointment, I am sure. And this blog will still be here to continue it's vicious onslaught through the constant abusing of the internet and the literary world.
This is the mastermind of thy deadly plot to completely devastate your reading eyes, signing off.
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