Chapter 9: To Be True To One's Homeland

Hello, my much obliged readers. This is your captain on the flight to the brink of insanity speaking. Today, I have a real treat for the tome of truth, depending on how you see it, and whether you love torture by words of course. That is right, folks, the tome of truth is proud to present... *drumroll please*... more ranting from me as a citizen of Singaporean.

I shall set a good example on how the internet should be used by Singaporeans from my point of view, that is, complaining about anything I like on A: Forums, B: Blogsites or livejournals, and the most recommended, C: The fairly Well-known 'Stomp' Forums, whereby vouchers for a good complaining (again, this is in my own opinion, do not take my word for it) in a good ol' Singaporean fashion.

Today, I shall be choosing option B, as an example for future generations to follow, and thus fulfill my part as a truly loyal, right down to the very bones, Singaporean.

And, 1, 2, 3, here we go! ^^

Have you ever noticed how some places in Singapore, whereby certain people who shall remain unnamed seem to love putting on airs simply because they have a bit of authority, and have a knack for making a fuss over petty matters and slight breaches of rules that are not even as significant as other stuff they should be getting their lazy bottoms out of their big, fat desks to work on?

Let us state an example. I do not know why, but for some reason, this manager of a certain transport station using a certain CCTV camera to spot me, picked me to inspect my bag which actually turns out to have nothing but writing materials and a heavy looking laptop. The old man even had to ask if that was a laptop. How tempted I was to say it was a special waffle-making machine with special gadgets, just to irritate him. First of all, anything can be used as a weapon if you know how. pencils and pens can be used for stabbing, laptops can be used to bludgeon people. For another thing, if I were leaving the station, why in the whole of this universe would I still have the weapon with me? Seriously, do these people have brains that are in proper working order?

Can they not be looking for real dangers?

Another thing. Some people tend to be so greedy for money and anything they can get their hands on, very immature, and very short sighted. They cannot seem to plan for the future, have better manners, and understand what matters most. All they care for is themselves and their loved ones. Sure, I admit I may be a little like that, but at least I am trying my best to improve, at least I am trying to be a better person.

Also, blah blah blah, complain blah blah, rant blah, blah, blah blah blah lousy blah, compalin some more blah. blah blah complain a whole lot more blah.

Okay, that will be enough for today, and for once I shall spare the readers from more agony.
Thus, once again, I have proven myself to be a true to the core Singaporean. Thank you very much. ^^

Please look forward, unless you like holes smelling of gunfire, to the next installment. Until then, good day, hello, and goodbye.